Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Randomize
