i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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