i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Just high enough for therapy.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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