Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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