She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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