? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
well I can't set my house on fire every night
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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