before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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