I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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