nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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