Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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