Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.

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(239): View more from Florida

it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.

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(308): View more from Nebraska

Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.

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(303): View more from Colorado

maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.

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(647): View more from Ontario

I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...

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