he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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