Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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