i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I want her autograph on my taint
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
