Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I need to calm my uterus...
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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