marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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