may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Sext me about skeletons
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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