thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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