i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
