summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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