No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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