Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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