i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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