Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
that may or may not have been my penis.
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