just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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