idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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