ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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