Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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