my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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