Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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