Sponge bath it is.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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