We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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