Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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