This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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