This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize