I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
and she was petting her beer can
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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