He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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