Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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