If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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