I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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