All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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