What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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