I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
