Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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