just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
i now understand why vodka
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
