Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
tell me about the eggs
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