if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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