it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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