Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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