My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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