thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
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